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Free shippingWARNING: Remove Tight Fitting Clothing
Your Car Came With Every Warning Label Except This One
A dead-straight OSHA-format warning label for the door jamb, right where the tyre placard lives. Your passenger finds it while they are pulling their seatbelt on. Then they look at you.
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This Is What Your Passenger Reads
Formatted to sit beside the factory placards without looking out of place — close enough to official that it takes a second read before the penny drops. Door jamb, door sill, glovebox lid, or the toolbox at work.
9.6 x 5.1 cm · door jamb, sill or glovebox · peels off clean
Nobody Has Read A Door Jamb Since The Factory Fitted It
There is a strip of your car covered in very serious little labels that nobody has looked at twice. Best hiding place for a joke you will ever get.
Hides In Plain Sight
Same yellow bar, same blocky type, same layout as the placards already in your door frame. It does not read as a joke sticker. It reads as something a compliance department signed off on, which is precisely why it lands.
The Joke Waits For Them
You put it up once. Every passenger after that finds it on their own, mid-seatbelt, with nothing else to read. Same double-take, different person, for years.
Built For A Door Jamb
Waterproof polyester that shrugs off rain through an open door, road grime, and the wet umbrella that lives on your sill. Tear proof and rated -20°C to +80°C, so it will not curl in August or crack in January.
The Details
The original viral warning label. The one that started it all.
Due to possible breathing problems caused by rapid acceleration, all females are required to remove any tight fitting clothing.
Premium waterproof sticker in authentic OSHA/ANSI warning label format. Slap it on your car, toolbox, laptop, helmet — anywhere that needs a proper warning.
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Waterproof polyester material
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UV, oil & dirt resistant
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Tear proof & freezer safe (-20°C to +80°C)
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9.6cm x 5.1cm
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Easy peel-and-stick
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24hr dispatch — ships from USA
What You're Actually Getting
Every spec below exists for one reason: it has to pass as factory-issued.
Authentic OSHA/ANSI warning format — which means you get it reads as official for the two seconds it needs to, which is where the whole joke lives.
Waterproof polyester, not paper — which means you get survives rain through an open door, spilt coffee and a wet umbrella on the sill.
UV, oil and dirt resistant — which means you get stays sharp in a door jamb that collects road film and greasy hands all year.
Tear proof, rated -20°C to +80°C — which means you get no curling in a summer car park, no cracking on a frozen morning.
9.6 x 5.1 cm — which means you get sits neatly beside the tyre placard instead of crowding it and giving the game away.
Curated mix, no duplicates in a pack — which means you get a different warning for the driver's side, the passenger side, and your mate's car.
12,000+ Door Jambs, Considerably Funnier
4.8 out of 5 from 2,431 verified buyers
The pause before she got it was worth the money
Put it in the passenger door jamb and said nothing. Took three separate trips before anyone noticed. When my sister finally read it she went completely silent for a second, then absolutely lost it. That pause is the whole product.
Marcus T.Verified buyerTwo people thought it was a real recall notice
It sits right under the tyre pressure placard in the same yellow-and-black format, so your eye just slides over it. A guy at work read the entire thing before he clocked what it actually said.
Priya N.Verified buyerSix months in the door frame, still crisp
The jamb gets soaked every time I open the door in the rain, and the truck goes through the wash most weeks. No lifting at the corners, no fading, still reads like it was printed yesterday. I expected cheap paper at this price. It is not.
Danny R.Verified buyerBest prank I have ever pulled on my brother
Stuck one inside his driver's door frame before he took the car for a week. FOUR DAYS before he spotted it. Peeled off with no mark on the paint at all. Already bought a second pack for his birthday.
Katie B.Verified buyerBought the small pack, immediately regretted not going bigger
One in each door, one on the toolbox lid at the workshop, and now two lads there want their own. Just get the middle pack first time and save yourself a second shipping wait.
Andre W.Verified buyer
Why Not Just Grab A Cheap One Online?
Because a joke that obviously looks like a joke sticker never earns the second read.
| DOOR JOLT | Generic bargain sticker | |
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| Format | Authentic OSHA/ANSI layout and type | Meme font, obvious at a glance |
| Material | Waterproof polyester | Thin uncoated paper-backed film |
| Door jamb weather | Rain, road grime and car washes | Lifts at the edges by month two |
| Temperature | Tear proof, -20°C to +80°C | Curls in summer, cracks in winter |
| Removal | Peels clean, no residue | Leaves glue ghost, needs a scraper |
| The writing | Deadpan enough to be believed | Recycled clip-art everyone has seen |
| Shipping | Free, tracked, ships in 24h | $6.99 and a 2–3 week wait |
| If you hate it | 30-day refund, keep the labels | “All sales final” |
The 2 pack (6 stickers) Is The One People Actually Buy
Here is everything that lands on your doorstep.
- 6 laminated warning stickers, no duplicates$19.95
- Free tracked shipping$6.99
- 24-hour dispatch, ships from the USAIncluded
- 30-day “laugh or you don't pay” guaranteeIncluded
We print in runs rather than holding stale stock, so a sold-out pack is typically 3–4 weeks from restock.
Laugh Or You Don't Pay. 30 Days.
Put one in the door jamb. If nobody does a double-take, if it will not sit flat, or if you simply do not love it, email us within 30 days and we refund every cent. You do not even need to mail anything back — keep them, or hide one in a friend's car. We would rather lose the sale than have you stuck with something you don't like.
— The DOOR JOLT crew
Questions, Answered Properly
Where exactly am I meant to put it?
The door jamb — the painted strip you see when the door is open, where the tyre pressure placard and VIN label already live. That is the spot the format is designed to blend into. The door sill, the glovebox lid and the inside of a toolbox lid work for the same reason: they are places people read when they have nothing else to do.
How fast does it ship, and what does shipping cost?
Shipping is free on every order with no minimum. Orders placed before 3pm ship the same business day from the USA. US delivery is typically 3–5 business days, international is 7–14. You get a tracking link by email the moment your pack leaves the warehouse.
What if I don't like them?
Email us at support@doorjolt.com within 30 days and we refund you in full, no questions and no restocking fee. You don't need to ship anything back — keep them or pass them on.
How big are they?
Each label is 9.6 x 5.1 cm, about 3.8 x 2 inches. That is deliberately close to the factory placards already in your door jamb, so it sits alongside them without looking oversized or obviously stuck on.
How do I apply one?
Wipe the spot clean and let it dry — a little rubbing alcohol on a cloth is ideal, since door jambs collect road film. Peel the backing, lay one edge down first, then smooth across with your thumb or the edge of a card. It takes under a minute.
Will it damage my paint?
No. It peels off cleanly from factory paint and clear coat, leaving no glue residue and no ghost outline. That is exactly why it works as a prank — you can remove the evidence completely before anyone sells the car.
Will it survive out there in the door frame?
Yes. It is waterproof polyester rather than paper, resistant to UV, oil and dirt, tear proof, and rated from -20°C to +80°C. It handles rain through an open door, road salt, car washes and a summer car park without fading or curling.
Do I get to choose the designs?
Each pack is a curated mix with no duplicates, so you get a different warning on every label. If there is a specific one you want, leave a note at checkout and we will do our best to include it.
One Sticker. A Thousand Double-Takes.
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